The Wildest Tinder Exchanges Of The Week (April 5, 2022)

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abbyadler
Apr 5, 2022 4:00 PM EDT

We've been on the dating apps for quite some time, and we seriously don't get how people manage to find each other on those cesspools that call themselves respectable applications for love. But hey, some of us walk in the light at all times, whereas others are doomed to walk through the darkness a little longer until we find the light at the end of the tunnel. So if you've been lost in dating app darkness for quite some time, you know where we're coming from. As a dating app that has cemented itself as more of a hookup app over the years, Tinder offers some pretty wild yet entertaining conversations for us to enjoy while we look for real connections. Tinder Scaries is a Twitter account that collects the best Tinder conversations to go down, and every week, we eagerly await all these wild conversations. Have a look at this week's batch below. 

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  • 01
    Font - YOU MATCHED WITH GENEVA ON 2021-11-28 Big fan of your convention Sent
    via Tinder Scaries

    This opener is so corny, but we must admit we would have loved a receiving a message like this. 

  • 02
    Product - Tell me all about yourself Friday 1:27 PM It's a long story Do you want to hear the whole thing? Yes rarely saw my father. He would drink, he would fight. He GIF would make absurd claims like he had invented the fax
    via Tinder Scaries

    She's about to play all her cards in this conversation. 

  • 03
    Product - You like big men? Actually not usually but you're pretty faking hot. Does it annoy you how submissive you are to an alpha male? ? No. You're losing me. Alpha male? Gross. Babe I'm 6'5 and bench 450lbs Most men just listen to me and women love being bossed around by me Is this a skit?
    via Tinder Scaries
  • 04
    Eyebrow - YOU MATCHED WITH NORMA ON 4/1/22 My dad jokes aren't amazing Norma pickup lines. So l guess l'll use a name pun Whaaat? No. Now I want a dad joke What does IDK mean? I don't know Seems like no one does. Oh well.
    via Tinder Scaries
  • 05
    Product - Izzy Can I get bizzy with izzy Today 6:20 pm Busy* Can I get busy with iusy Your not good with spelling You're* Sent
    via Tinder Scaries
  • 06
    Product - Today 5:09 PM ? FREE
    via Tinder Scaries
  • 07
    Font - by entrepreneur, do you mean: "jobless, lazy, deadend kid."? YOU MATCHED WITH ON 3/30/22 Lmfao you have a lot of nerve Frustrated you're getting no matches on tinder so you're lashing out like a sociopath?
    via Tinder Scaries
  • 08
    Vertebrate - Hey are you into astrology? uhhhhh kind of , I know some things ! Sent Nice. I was just wondering if I could clapricorn those cheeks
    via Tinder Scaries
  • 09
    Font - Love the tats Thanks handsome. Do you have any? Sent Why would I put a bumper sticker on a Ferrari.? Lol
    via Tinder Scaries
  • 10
    Product - You're hair looked really good long what made you want to cut it? Today 11:12 am Just felt like it Sent Today 1:50 pm Well if Chris Rock ever tried making a joke about it, l'd slap him for you
    via Tinder Scaries
  • 11
    Font - You're so cute I wouldn't mind letting your makeup take my entire bathroom counter. I hate to break it to you pal but I know exactly zero makeup. BUT I'll be happy to cover your bathroom counter in hair ties and them complain that I cant find any hair ties *own not know Oh.pal eh? Oh sorry buddy do you not like being called pal?
    via Tinder Scaries
  • 12
    Product - Would you fk a clone of yourself Today 12:58 PM That's a tough question but probably not That's a shame I'd fek your clone Sent Well you could just fk the real thing
    via Tinder Scaries
  • 13
    Azure - I'm 6'1 I can handle it That's small Yeah I know I'm like the shortest person ever Same it's okay I feel I'm the same height as your forehead, so sad :(
    via Tinder Scaries
  • 14
    Product - So your bio says to ask about the bread story So let me hear it Oh you mean the guy who got sick from the loaf of bread? Ya He overdoughsed
    via Tinder Scaries

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